[Cc J. as FYI]
You will find this story amusing. It's embedded in an interesting Greg Cochran blog post about trying to understand the real root causes of homosexuality but I think it stands on its own as well.
P.S. The comments are worth reading too, for the debate/discussion.
Hahahahaaaa!!! That is ME laughing at YOU, cruel world.
I could not love thee, dear, so much,
Loved I not Honour more.