Pessimist: the glass is half empty.
Realist: the glass exists.
Idealist: well, the glass SHOULD be full.
Fatalist: it's just going to evaporate anyway.
Anarchist: break the glass!
Capitalist: let's sell this glass!
Feminist: HIS glass looks fuller than MY glass.
Chemist: the glass is 50% H2O, 40% N2, and 10% O2.
Engineer: the glass is twice the required size.
Be pretty if you are,
Be witty if you can,
But be cheerful if it kills you.
Hahahahaaaa!!! That is ME laughing at YOU, cruel world.