[Sent this to the White House via their web site]
Dear Mr. Obama,
Your vile and baseless assault on womanhood in your most recent campaign ad compels me to respond. Though I have in the past had a high opinion of you, I say now that you are a varlet and a knave. No honorable man would say or allow such insinuations to be made about any woman, let alone his own constituents. I demand that you immediately disavow and apologize for the Lena Dunham ad and face me on the field of honor, or admit that you are no man at all.
I await your craven response with eagerness.
Hahahahaaaa!!! That is ME laughing at YOU, cruel world.
I could not love thee, dear, so much,
Loved I not Honour more.